Do you find this true?

AQUARIUS


Jan 21 - Feb 19


Ruling Planet: URANUS. The God of unexpected sexual twists and turns


Aquarians make much better friends than lovers, but when a typical


Aquarian gets some bang-bang, it's more an intellectual experience than


an emotional one. Looks aren't important to Aquarians in a relationship,


it's the mind and spirit of a lover that turns Aquarius on.They are very


entertaining in bed and are probably the most inventive of all the


signs.Mental stimulation is more important to them than physical, which


means that pornography gets them hot! Aquarians are impatient and like


sex to be fast and satisfying. They are very particular about hygiene


and contraception and sleeping around holds little interest for them.


FAVE POSITION


Mutual masturbation.


BEST SEX TOY


A Dildo. Whether gay, straight, male or female, Aquarians will have some


fun with this.


AQUARIUS MALE IN BED


He has amazing staying power in the sack. He can keep at it and control


himself for as long as it takes for YOU to finish! He's up for anything


too. Role playing, S%26amp;M, posing nude in the backyard at 5am... he's just


not into 3somes, swinging or open relationships if YOU are involved.


He'll do that for fun, but not with the love of his life.


AQUARIUS FEMALE IN BED


She's looking for a lover who will be upfront with her, but until she


finds him, she will make do with whoever is available. LOVE freaks her


out. She likes keeping her emotions under tight control and may come


across as cold, but she's just protecting herself.


THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON AQUARIUS


Lie down as if you are top and tailing and gently tickle and stroke the


ankles and the calves. Don't tickle for


giggles, but tease. After awhile, do the same with your tongue. Lick up,


down and all around. Anywhere above


the foot and below the knee is fair game. Lightly nip the ankle of your


Aquarian, they may laugh, but it's not


laughter from tickles, it's a release of tension that will most


definitely lead to some action!





PISCES


Feb 20 - March 20


Ruling Planet: NEPTUNE


The God in charge of delicious dreams, dangerous deceptions and sexual


fantasies


Sexually speaking, Pisces is putty in your hands. Anything you want,


anything, is only a question away. If you're looking for someone who


will go the extra mile to discover all your secret moan zones, then


Pisces is for you!


When a typical Piscean makes out, it's an act of romance rather than


pure pleasure. Pisces is the sign of love itself. They are so romantic


and want satin sheets and candles, poetry and a full moon. Music also


gets them in the mood.


One of their least appetizing traits is their ability to become very,


very jealous. Sometimes they are so scared of losing the fairy-tale


romance that they ruin the happy ending themselves.


FAVE POSITION


Pisces is all about Oral affections!


BEST SEX TOY


A copy of the Kama Sutra, since your fish is into almost anything


PISCES MALE IN BED


He is romantic and has the reputation of being a womanizer. The


girlfriend of a Piscean man should keep her eye on the ball as he can be


a bit flighty.But he does make an excellent lover. He's from the old


school that sex should be an almost out of body experience, and if he's


showering his attentions on you, you're in for a hell of a good ride!


PISCES FEMALE IN BED


She needs romance. It's the very air that she breathes. She needs to be


held gently and whispered sweet nothings to but when it comes to between


the sheets action, she's never happy doing the same ol', same ol' when


she knows there are more exciting options at hand.


THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON PISCES


The Pisces Zesty-zone is their feet! If you want to make Pisces your


Love Slave, start with a warm, scented


footbath and soak their feet for 10 minutes. Then sit in front of them,


cross-legged, and rub their feet firmly


through the water. Use kneading motions that run from their ankles to


the tips of their toes. After 5 minutes, get


a scrub brush and clean their tootsies with lots of TLC, dry them off


and lightly massage peppermint oil all over


their feet, paying close attention to between their toes. Pisces REALLY


gets off on this! Once oiled up, gently kiss


each toe, one by one. Then let your tongue take over and you're in


baby!!!





ARIES


March 21-April 20


Ruling Planet: MARS


The bonk now/think later God of War, aggression and action!


Sexually, Aries is an explosion waiting to happen! The excitement is


often in the chase more than the


actual conquest though and while they may appear to want to dominate,


they do not want a submissive


partner. Routine brings boredom to sex for Aries, so if you're only


comfortable with the missionary position,


go for another sign, but if you like forceful personalities and enjoy


pretending you're a human Twistie,


then you've found paradise with an Aries.


FAVE POSITION


Always on top and always in charge


BEST SEX TOY


Handcuffs! Like I said, Aries likes to take charge!


ARIES MALE IN BED


The Aries male is loud, domineering and 100% stud! He's from the bump n


grind school of lovemaking so if you're looking for romantic dinners by


candlelight and long walks on the beach, keep looking! He's the original


5-minute man so if you're turned on by ultra-macho grunt-and-groaning


types, you've just found your ticket to heaven! He's not prone to cheat


unless you bore him in bed and he likes sex fast and furious baby!


ARIES FEMALE IN BED


She views sex as more of a physical act than something from a soppy


romance novel. If you're a bored exec and want to find out what it's


like to be treated like a piece of meat, then go for a one night stand


with an Aries chick. She'll be gone before you wake up and may not


remember your name the next time you meet. She's got a touch of KINK to


her personality so don't get freaked out when she talks dirty or puts


you over her knee for a spanking. She's all woman, but are you man


enough to handle her?


THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON ARIES


If you want to seduce an Aries, running your fingers through their hair


is an awesome starting point!


And licking and nibbling around their face or neck will get them going


too! Just be careful to keep your saliva at bay. Drool is not cool!





TAURUS


April 21 - May 21


Ruling Planet: VENUS


The Goddess in charge of love, beauty and sex


Taureans are ahead of the game when it comes to love coz they are ruled


by VENUS, the planet of Love! Taurus has all the qualities a lover


desires, including sensuality, loyalty and faithfulness.When a typical


Taurus makes love, it's the most physical and natural pleasure in the


world. They believe the romantic approach to sex almost always pays off


so they will happily cook dinner, buyflowers, and light candles for


someone they wanna bang. They don't like to rush things and take


everything, including sex, slowly.


FAVE POSITION


The one Taurus enjoys most is the Missionary. Some may say this is so


unadventurous, but Taurus is very practical


and this is the most comfortable.


BEST SEX TOY


A battery powered "erotic massager"


TAURUS MALE IN BED


The Taurean man needs a woman who will want to stay home to eat and make


love. He can be stubborn and is known to sulk like a little boy, but he


LOVES making up!! (Rrrrow!) He likes to take things slow and gently and


can last for hours, always waiting for HER to finish before


rolling over to sleep.


TAURUS FEMALE IN BED


She is great at back massages and sex in general. She makes an art of


lovemaking.Just kissing her can bring some men to the big "O". Her touch


is gentle and tender, it excites and caresses and when in the mood, she


too can go for hours at a time, days on end.


THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON TAURUS


There's nothing Taurus enjoys more than having their neck kissed and


their earlobes nibbled.Light, feathery caresses up and down the neck


followed by gentle licks, no biting, will make a female writhe with


delight and a male stand at attention within seconds.





GEMINI


May 22 - June 21


Ruling Planet: MERCURY


The swiftest God in the skies, who also happens to be in charge of


ultr-extreme raunchy talk


Talking about sex is Gemini's favourite hobby and doing it comes a close


second.Gemini's love flirting and lap up attention from the opposite


sex, but sometimes that's all they're looking for.They need a lot of


variety when it comes to sex - dirty weekends away, a quickie in a shop


doorway,


serious groping under the table at a fancy restaurant.


A lot of Gemini's are bisexual too and can often be drawn to those of


the same sex.


FAVE POSITION


As long as it's different every time, they're not fussy, but if they


must choose, it's that naughty number right after 68, since they can


come up for air if they need to.


BEST SEX TOY


Any illustrated book about kinky sex, so Gemini can pick up some wild,


new ideas


GEMINI MALE IN BED


He likes to give AND receive and can be quite inventive.


He's a lights on, in front of the mirror kinda guy and if you make a few


subtle noises and talk a wee bit dirty, he'll be very happy.


GEMINI FEMALE IN BED


She is more interested in IQ than private parts. If she can't respect


the intellect, then satisfaction is not possiblefor her. She may sleep


around forever and never find her true love and she is not the most


faithful of the signs. She likes sex on the run, in an airplane toilet,


in the storeroom at work, in the backseat of a car....


THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON GEMINI


Focus on the shoulders, arms and legs of a Gemini and you're headed for


the good books. They love a good


massage and their hands are so sensitive that even having their


fingernails played with sends shivers up their spine!


Kiss up and down each of your Gemini's arms, sneak in a few licks, nips


and nibbles. If you get one or two yelps,


then you know you're doing something right.then, move onto the fingers,


slowly kiss, lick, nip and nibble each fingertip, then pull out the


killer move - suck on each finger, slowly, as if it's a lollipop. I'll


almost offer a money back guarantee on this one working!





CANCER


June 22 - July 23


Ruling Planet: THE MOON


Which isn't a planet at all but the satellite responsible for this water


sign's many mood swings!


Love and sex go together for Cancer. They need to feel secure in love


before they can relax in sex and Cancer often feels a little bit guilty


after doing the deed because they usually associate sex with babies,


especially the women, who either get pregnant at the drop of a hat or


take longer than usual. All Cancers WANT to be parents!Cancers become


sexually excited when they feel secure. They are turned on by home


cooked meals and partners who love kids. In so many ways, Cancer is the


dream partner!


FAVE POSITION


Any position that's comfortable and involves Cancer lying flat on their


back with all their sensitive areas exposed!


BEST SEX TOY


A drink or joint that will relax the overly-cautious crab!


CANCER MALE IN BED


He is a sensitive lover and will put his partner's needs before his own.


He has a tenderness about him that drives women wild!If the Cancer guy


decides he's in it for the long haul, he'll do whatever it takes to keep


his lover happy in and


out of the bedroom. Oh, and he's a BREAST man!!


CANCER FEMALE IN BED


She oozes sexiness and is born to mate!! Compliments and kissing will


win her over, so as you're nibbling on her ear, whisper "you're so


beautiful" to get her quivering. Perhaps the Vincent (Big Brother) growl


would work on a Cancer woman?


THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON CANCER


Concentrate on the breasts and pecs of Cancer to really get them


going.Start by kissing and brushing up against them.


Licking the Cancer female's nipple through her top will excite her, but


don't 'dive right in' coz you're likely to scare her.It's the complete


opposite for the Cancer male who will LOVE it if you get straight to the


point. Squeeze his pecs and bite his bod and you'll have him bouncing


off the walls in no time!





LEO


July 24 - August 23


Ruling Planet: THE SUN


Which isn't a planet at all, but a star, and just like Leo's opinion of


themselves, it's the centre of our solar system!


Leos can be very 'into themselves' when they bonk. It's not that they


don't make their partner feel special, it's just that they often forget


about them as they secretlyhigh-five themselves for scoring again! Leo


does actually want more from a partner than just sex though. Leo wants


love and friendship too. They can be very romantic, but when they get


into bed, it's not an experience they're about to have, it's a show!


They like to perform... and they take requests!


"Doing it" is the ultimate stress buster for Leo and they are pretty


damn good at it, but they need constant praise


for their outstanding performance.


FAVE POSITION


Receiving 'oral affections', since Leo is all about getting serviced!


BEST SEX TOY


A camera, or a game of Strip Poker will get the cat purring... or


perhaps you can use them both together!


LEO MALE IN BED


You are the King of the Jungle and expect to be treated that way! You


are a good lover because you don't like to fail at anything. You are


sexy and have an aura of sexiness


that is difficult to deny. But, you will let anyone adore you, so your


partner has to make the effort or you will pad


off to your next Lioness!!


LEO FEMALE IN BED


You are elegant and sexy without even trying. Men love you and women


want to be you. You like to play cat and mouse with men and command


respect. In bed, you are a real panther and can scare the pants off most


men. You adore raw sex, so your partner should go with you and enjoy it.


You're a once in a lifetime experience!


THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON LEO


A Leo's 'moan zone' is his or her back. First of all, ask your Leo to


roll onto his/her tummy. Start with a gentle scratch that runs from the


top of the *** to the base of the skull.


I'm not talking about tender tickles or a tantalizing tease - I mean a


REAL back scratch, coz if there's one thing cats love, it's a scratch!


After a minute or so, get out the massage oil and spill it into a snakey


pattern on Leo's back. Then rub all over. Keep doing this until you know


Leo is ready to roll over. If they start falling asleep, give them a


gentle prod in a delicate place! Once Leo is ready to roll over, don't


let them! Leo will be excited by your control. YOU decide when it's time


to 'flip your feline' over and get into the good stuff!





VIRGO


August 24 - September 23


Ruling Planet: Mercury


The God in charge of intellect and speed... but don't worry because


Virgo likes to take their time in the sack!!


Virgos have two sides to their personality. The Virgin and the Vixen.


They may want you to THINK they are all sweet and virginal, but they are


definitely NOT!However, Virgos are looking for a long term partner, not


a one night stand or an affair! They tend to seduce with finesse, charm


and sublety so you may not even realize you're being lured by a Virgo!!


Once Virgo has been in a relationship for awhile, they get engrossed in


housework and things like that, which


can cause a serious dip in libido. Do NOT let this happen! They are


definitely more of a "can we cuddle instead"


sign that a 'let's get it on!' one when committed.


FAVE POSITION


Almost anything, as long as it involves eye contact!


BEST SEX TOY


It's more of a game. Write down five wild sex acts and put them in a


bowl. Get Virgo to pick one out at random, and then do what you're


told!! Virgo LOVES spontaneous sexuality!


VIRGO MALE IN BED


You can be quite boring at times because you have set views on how a


woman should be. You don't mean to criticize or offend, but your


perfectionist ways may drive your lover loopy! You DO have some kinky


ideas though, but it is difficult to get to the bottom of your passion!


You are a creature of habit, so if your lover can get u into the habit


of sleeping with her, who knows what might happen?


VIRGO FEMALE IN BED


You are hardworking and careful about your appearance, but you really do


fantasize about getting down and dirty! You are a secret romantic and


crave the perfect lover. Since the perfect lover doesn't exist, you'll


take what you can get!


You are quite insecure and need a partner who will adore you. You have


strong passion beneath that practical exterior and are just waiting for


someone to unearth it!


THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON VIRGO


Virgo's have a VERY sexually sensitive tummy!! If you wanna make them


putty in your hands, stroke, lick and kiss their stomach!! The area from


the bellybutton DOWN! Once you have them squirming, you can have


anything you want!! Just remember to keep one hand on their tummy at all


times!!





LIBRA


September 24 - October 23


Ruling Planet: Venus - The planet in charge of beauty, love peace, and


stirring sensuality


Libra is one of the sexiest signs in the zodiac, but if Libra can't get


what they want from one lover, they will opt for two! They are notorious


for having double standards in that situation too. They'll look you in


the eye and say "never cheat on me, coz I would never do it to you",


even when


they have a hot night of passion planned with someone else!


Librans are more turned on 'giving' than 'receiving'. They have a big


heart and are the least selfish sign of the Zodiac.


Libras are not very open about their thoughts or fantasies.


They'd rather say nothing than tell the truth and offend or embarrass


you. In bed, it takes a while for them to be comfortable enough to tell


you exactly what they want.


FAVE POSITION


As long as they are lying down, they're happy!


BEST SEX TOY


K.Y. Jelly. I will say no more!


LIBRA MALE IN BED


The Libra man sees sex as an exciting adventure and he'd be very keen to


do it in kinky places like a restaurant toilet! He likes being a bad boy


if there's a chance he might


get caught. He'll try out any fantasy you have, but whether or not you


can keep a tight hold on his heart remains to be seen. However, he can


be a bit of a pushover, and is perfect husband material, and he'd prefer


his lover to take the lead. He is romantic and considerate!


LIBRA FEMALE IN BED


The only thing that separates Libra men and women is what's between


their legs!Libra girl wants a strong man who understands that she needs


her individuality and freedom. She is turned off by burping, farting,


and bad breath. Good personal hygiene is crucial if you want to get to


2nd base.Librans are very good at lying to get their own way. When your


Libra girl groans in bed, look into her eyes to make sure she's not


'faking it'.


THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON LIBRA


Libra's Love Zone is their lower back and butt, so please, squeeze and


pat your Libra's butt whenever you get a chance. When you're kissing,


reach under his or her top and stroke the lower part of their back,


starting in the middle and working your way down to their butt. Take


your time


and be gentle! To really drive your Libra wild? Have you ever heard of


the term 'Rimming'???Does it surprise you that a high percentage of


Libras are gay?


SCORPIO


October 24 - November 22


Ruling Planet: PLUTO, The Roman God of the dead, beginnings and endings.


Which basically means that Scorpios add novel differences to any


relationship.


Scorpios are very possessive. They will tense up if you even LOOK at


another hottie across the room.But they can be relied on to always be


there for you if you need them.


You may never really know what your Scorpio is thinking though, because


to them, Knowledge is power


and they are very good at putting on a straight face to cover up any


emotion they are feeling.Scorpios love sex. The dirtier, the better. Get


them excited by revealing your filthiest fantasy and offering to act it


out.


FAVE POSITION:


Anything, as long as it involves dominating your ***.


BEST SEX TOY:


Ben Wah Balls for the girls, and a Riding Crop for the boys


SCORPIO MALE IN BED


His sexuality is so strong, it will make you dizzy!! If you are lucky


enough to be with a Scorpio boy,you will always be satisfied!! There's a


rumour that the Scorpio man is the most skilled in bed. It's as true as


a black man has a giant wang!!! Most are pretty good!! The only thing


you don't wanna do is piss him off. Every little thing u do that he


doesn't like, he will file away in his little mental rolodex.


Piss him off one too many times, and he will wreak his revenge!!!


SCORPIO FEMALE IN BED


She may look like a quiet, shy girl, but in bed she is NOT! She is a


wildly passionate woman, who is DYNAMO is the bedroom.Just don't piss


her off either, coz she can more vengeful than a Scorpio man, and she


has no problem causing a scene! Don't talk about other women, or play


hard to get, because she will get u back, and it's a game


of one-upmanship you will never win.


THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON SCORPIO


Since this is one of the horniest signs, it makes sense that their moan


zone is between their legs! Then again, their big head (or their mind)


is just as easy to turn on. Talking dirty and teasing your Scorpio will


get them ready and randy in a flash!! Without getting too graphic, the


magic words for today are RUB, RUB, RUB.


SAGITTARIUS


November 23 - December 22


Ruling Planet: JUPITER, God of money, luck and good times between the


sheets.


Sagos are playful, laid back and oh-so fun to party with. They are wild,


and may be the BADDEST party people you ever meet! One thing to be wary


of is that Sagos like to talk BULLSHIT! Don't believe everything they


tell you because they are kings at 'talking it up'.Sagos probably make


better friends than lovers, but if you happen to score a one-nighter


with them,be prepared to do stuff you've NEVER done before!Sagos are


spontaneous and adventurous and most have probably been caught doing it


somewhere public.


When they find the right lover, they will give it 100% as long as the


commitment is returned.


FAVE POSITION:


They are up for anything. Quality AND Quantity.


BEST SEX TOY:


Handwrite a sexual fantasy of yours and leave it on their pillow. You'll


be surprised at what happens next!


SAGITTARIAN MALE IN BED


Even if he's fat, balding and middle aged, he can still pull the chicks.


It's his love and pursuit of happiness that draws the babes to him.


Think "Austin Powers" baby, yeah!


He is a wee bit selfish though, so be prepared for an "all about me"


attitude in the sack. He LOVES doing it,


and if you start holding out on him, he's likely to get it somewhere


else.He will either amaze his partner with his sexual expertise or be


absolute trash in bed!


SAGITTARIAN FEMALE IN BED


The Sago woman is a handful! She changes her mind more often than she


shaves her armpits, is blunt, oversensitive and takes offense at the


strangest things. She's adventurous in the bedroom and also has no


problems cheating if her needs are not fulfilled. But can u handle her


open-minded sexuality?She will hide her emotions from you, but don't


make the mistake of hiding yours from her.


She's looking for someone she can trust 100%, but is quite hypocritical


since she can be very untrustworthy herself.


THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON SAGITTARIUS


Hips and thighs are extremely sensual for a Sago, so concentrate on


massaging and stroking that area and the place in between! Don't be


afraid to ask your Sago if you're doing it right coz they would LOVE to


tell you! The best way to get them going is to grope their inner thigh


in a public place!


CAPRICORN


December 23 - January 20


Ruling Planet: SATURN - The God who oversees time, discipline and


dedication, which means Capricorn can go the distance - with major


staying power - in bed and beyond!!


Capricorns are very good at hiding their emotions, so it's often hard to


tell when they are truly, deeply in love. If you have a load of cash,


you can almost bet on admiration from a Capricorn because the goat is


turned on by money.


Like I said before, Capricorn has great sexual stamina and the ability


to go all night if they want to!


FAVE POSITION:


Spooning! Goat boys and girls love to take, or be taken from behind.


BEST SEX TOY:


An office desk to "bond" on, or an erotic video will loosen up the randy


goat.


CAPRICORN MALE IN BED


Imagination isn't a strong suit for Capricorn so don't expect acrobatics


in the sack. Sex with him could possibly be as boring as watching paint


dry and he tends to be a little bit selfish in that area too.BUT you can


definitely count on him to be faithful if he has committed to you.


CAPRICORN FEMALE IN BED


She is strong and confident and likes to run the show! She's a tough nut


to crack but once inside her shell, she's as sweet as caramel. Her fave


position may be missionary, but she seeks excitement in new locations,


so experiment with


different venues to keep it interesting.


THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON CAPRICORN


Capricorns are the most anal signs of the zodiac, so buttering them up


will take a bit of effort. Believe it


or not, their erotic area is the knees! Lightly stroke their legs,


paying close attention to the knee region.


Licking, kissing, and nibbling the area will get them squirming


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Do you find this true?
Oh my god, my brain hurts!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:omg i feel so true about sagittarius. Report It

Reply:For god Sake mention anything apart from SEX.. You gave only the correct ones for me.. How did you do this.. M a gemini and like to do that all.. Report It

Reply:omg dis is so true! where did u get dis? im a gemini, and EVERYTHING about it was true Report It

Reply:yeah i go with a sagg. and we had sex and im a PISCES female and WE COULDNT STOP I MEAN HE SHOWED ME THINGS I NEVER SEEN OR IMAGINED ,,,,,GOT ME WANTING MORE !!!!!!!!!!! ALOT LOT MORE ....BUT sadly they say sagg and pisces will never work BUT MINES GONNA WORK Report It

Reply:pisces: "Sometimes they are so scared of losing the fairy-tale romance that they ruin the happy ending themselves."





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Reply:**** you asshole, im libra and i would never cheat





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Reply:lol ...tht ws fun readin... Report It

Reply:Had fun reading this...lol...some of those things are so true...
Reply:"Sexually speaking, Pisces is putty in your hands. Anything you want,


anything, is only a question away. If you're looking for someone who


will go the extra mile to discover all your secret moan zones, then


Pisces is for you!"





Ha. No.
Reply:I'm a modern cancer. For the most part -- yes.


But since i'm leo rising/moon, the fire sign all takes over baby!


Good info though. Where'd you get this? Dude, you rock. ;]
Reply:basically yeah i agree,the most with the aquarius and capricorn
Reply:SO VERY TRUE.. seriously. its describes me exactly. Where did you get this. that was weird. .
Reply:Wow,this is sooo true abt me.Im Pisces and have a Taurus bf,hes exactly like the text u got.omg.I was looking for sometin like that some days ago.
Reply:Yea sure i read all of that ohhhhh point for me
Reply:I am going to have to agree with carol love... I am a Scorpio as well and everything with the exception of the sex toy seems to be pretty accurate.
Reply:As A Scorpio woman,I'd say yes it is true for the most part. The only part I don't agree with is the best sex toys but that's just me.
Reply:Where did you get this from? Amazing...


Yeah, I think it`s true, it was very funny to read!
Reply:very true I am an Aries woman
Reply:Kinda but it's off on some points for Capricorn %26amp; Sag
Reply:I am Aquarius and I Can't say its true for all Aquarius ppl, but for me its TRUE.
Reply:Wow, my horoscope is so true!
Reply:wooo...omg, that is soo true.unbelievably. thanks for posting it. by the way where did you get it?
Reply:to some extent it is real. but it depends on a persons entire natal chart.